Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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