Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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