I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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