That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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