it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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