question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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