I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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