he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I want a musical about memes.
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