i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you had me at cake vodka
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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