idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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