Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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