i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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