I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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