well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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