The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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