so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
