I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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