I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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