Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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