i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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