i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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