whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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