Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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