I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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