So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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