I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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