my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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