Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize
