North Korea, Best Korea!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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