how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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