so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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