if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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