Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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