Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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