Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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