Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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