Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Screwed.edu
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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