Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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