I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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