It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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