so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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