I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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