did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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