He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
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