My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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