cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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