ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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