Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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