My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
What happened to fro yo and sex?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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