ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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