it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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