Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I have feelings that need drinking.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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