Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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I need you to use more vowels.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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