some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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