i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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