So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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