Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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