...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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